She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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