So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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