Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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