If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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