this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.