I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.