This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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