Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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