Who did Billy Mays play for?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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