Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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