Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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