the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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