dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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