let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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