Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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