I wannas sexs uuuuu
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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