I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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