There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I would ride that face into the sunset
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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