Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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