fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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