plz talk dirty to me
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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