super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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