We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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