Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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