I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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