After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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