he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
