Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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