I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Come see our sink grown plant.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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