i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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