We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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