Is it because I queefed?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
