he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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