After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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