I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He felt like a one man threesome
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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