Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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