You work out of a Hotel?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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