Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Well I just put wine in my tea
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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