I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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