Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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