we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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