guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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