I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
two words...techno handjob
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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