i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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