Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
i believe in u and ur pee
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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