i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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