You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm jealous of your bromance
no, he came in my armpit
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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