How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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