Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You're like the curious george of whores
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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