Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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