I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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