hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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