do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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