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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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