Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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