Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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