I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Betty ford says i'm here all night
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Banned from zoo.
Again?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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